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I raise killer dogs and bees in a caring and nurturing environment. I like children and old people, but not their smells. I alternate between sitting, moving, and sleeping. My dreams are to be successful at something I love without having to work very hard, marry a wonderful woman, have children, grow old and watch them blossom into morons, retire, and somewhere along the way cultivate a deep interest in some insignificant hobby - let's say model trains.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

G. B. Stoves

OK. At the risk of this becoming some beatnick artsy flowery blog, we have another poetic offering. This one is brought to us by Chad S. Brice's rival in all things iambic, G. B. Stoves. He has really captured some thing with this one. What, I don't know. I guess his love of juice. This makes the overall score in our poet laureate battle of the brains Chad: 3; Stoves: 1. Chad still with the commanding lead. Also, we have it on good authority that the phrase "Everything Sabonis" is not original wording. Plagiarism bodes poorly for Stovest. Obviously we are not judging on quality...

Everthing Sabonis
by: G. B. Stoves

why dont you just sell your soul
drink some dole
EVERYTHING SABONIS!

kids in trees
harvest juice please
EVERYTHING SABONIS!

apple my pine
this can is mine
EVERYTHING SABONIS!

juice all thick
give me my sugar kick
EVERYTHING SABONIS!

third world farm
can do no harm
EVERYTHING SABONIS!

love that orange
all fuck nothing ryhmes with orange, just give me my fucking cut up fruits in a can or i will fly down to your broken tropical hell and squeeze the thick juices from your neck, then add sugar.
EVERYTHING SABONIS!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck your "blog". you used to stand for something , and it had nothing to do with computer dork words like "blog". dont attack me for contributing to your moronic web log. yes i have always been a big fan of arvydas. i was reading up on his latest exploits of arvydas the other day on the internets and happened by a website named "Everything Sabonis". i am fully aware that i used this phrase in my poem but i have used it in a completely different manner that i believe should not be viewed as plagiarism. the website focuses on biographical data about THE man as well as his current events. the title of the site got me thinking. to me, "everthing sabonis" is an idea. an ideal that means to say that everything is under sabonis, he is the apex, at the top yet everything has a part of him in it. sabonis is messenger from god to let us know what he had in mind for man when he was first created. he embodies what we have all strived for physically and mentally as humans. sabonis is beast of a man that can dominate the paint, yet has the grace of gazzelle when its time to shoot the three. he speaks like fifty languages and can crush lesser countries with his paws. he is the left hand of god. this is something we can all strive to be. this balance of strength and grace can be found in all things, and is something to be admired. everything sabonis. whisper it to yourself a few times and understand.

you cannot compare me to irish chad because his poems have sabonis in them to and they all have their place. there is no competition because everything sabonis.

2:02 AM  
Blogger Reefflop said...

Excellent point.

12:12 PM  
Blogger Reefflop said...

Every time I read this I notice something new. The subtleties, the nuances. This is.. well.. what are the words.. EVERYTHING SABONIS (R).

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