Editorial "We": November 12, 2004 - November 24, 2004

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I'm sorry to report that the editorial "we" is dead.

This is a recent occurrence that occurred only moments ago. In an early evening attempt to present the subject of the statement, "I am by myself," in its royal or inclusive plural form, the editorial "we" colapsed and did not regain consciousness. Although the specifics surrounding the editorial "we's" final fate have not yet been made official, it is being widely circulated that the cause of death was utter confusion.

Preliminary reports state that the ridiculousness of such statements as, "we are a party of one," "you can't take away our plate, we're not finished with our personal pan pizza," and the final words, "we are by myself," caused the editorial "we" to lose its faculties and eventually expire. In memorium of the passing of the editorial "we," Bottles & Cans has vowed to not use the plural when refering to things that should otherwise be singular, whenever possible.

That junk was getting confusing anyway.

I am sorry for our loss.