Chad S. Brice

After long deliberation we have decided to name Chad S. Brice the Bottles and Cans’ poet laureate. His vast body of work captures the spirit and the heart of B&C. He is a treasure to us all. Here is his latest offering.

PILE O' SHIT
by Chad Brice

There it sits
that pile of shit
I see it not

I walk the dog
to drop a log
he hunts a spot

Through the grass
to relieve his ass
I've been had

A lump of poo
Under my shoe
in every slot

I wipe through lawn
but it's not gone
I'm feeling mad

I drag on bricks
and scrape with sticks
but still it's bad

now the shoe's outside my door
I cannot wear it any more
Stupid pile of shit